Roofing Adventures with CML Roofers – Laughter Guaranteed!


Introducing CML Roofing and Contracting

CML Roofing and Contracting, the Portland Maine’s favorite roofers, is not just a company that provides top-notch roofing services; it’s an experience that will leave you in stitches! Prepare yourself for a hilarious journey filled with unexpected twists and turns that will have you rolling on the ground (preferably not off the roof).

The Comedic Crew

  • Bob the Bobcat: With his uncanny ability to meow in perfect harmony with power tools, Bob’s antics will have you feline fine.
  • Sally the Shingle Slinger: Her puns are as sharp as her roofing skills, and she’ll keep you on your toes (or shingles, in this case).
  • Gutter Gary: This guy knows how to clear a path, both on the roof and with his witty one-liners.

Laugh-Out-Loud Moments

  1. The Great Ladder Limbo: Watch in amusement as our crew attempts to navigate through a maze of ladders, reenacting scenes from classic slapstick comedies.
  2. Shingle Shuffle: It’s a roofing dance party you won’t want to miss! Get ready to groove to the rhythmic hammering and witness some epic roof-top moves.
  3. Tar Pit Tango: Imagine the hilarity that ensues when our crew accidentally steps into a tar pit, leading to a comical dance of desperation and laughter.

At CML Roofing and Contracting, we believe in delivering top-quality roofing services with a side of laughter. So, why settle for a mundane roofing experience when you can have a laugh riot? Book your roofing project with us today and get ready to embark on an unforgettable adventure filled with side-splitting moments and a roof that will withstand the test of time (and laughter)!